Tag: funny
group name: totality
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October 26, 2007 11:21 PM EDT --
Non-copywrite joke
Who Says There's No Such Thing As a Stupid Question?
These are questions that people actually asked of ParkRangers around the country, proving once again that thereis . . . more
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June 03, 2007 07:42 PM EDT --
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall.
My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and
does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in . . . more
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June 06, 2007 02:41 PM EDT --
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within . . . more
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May 17, 2007 06:00 PM EDT --
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" . . . more
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August 06, 2007 11:48 AM EDT --
PRODUCT WARNINGS
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, . . . more
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August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure. It could happen you know.
FROM MY EMAIL
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . . more
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May 16, 2008 02:55 PM EDT --
I was just hopping around the web today and found this funny pictures! Thought I would share! All came from Bored.com haha i guess i had nothing better to do!
http://www.bored.com/billboards/index.php . . . more
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June 27, 2008 03:19 PM EDT --
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible . . . more
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July 11, 2008 11:27 AM EDT --
Haha, ok so I was reading some news stories today on AOL NEWS and I came upon this one and thought it was really funny. But also, kinda weird, because I don't understand how this could really happen!! . . . more
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July 31, 2007 03:41 AM EDT --
Here I sit at 2:30 a.m. I haven't seen this hour in a month, almost two now. No one called. No one stopped by. Not a storm cloud in sight. I feel great. Why am I up?
Tana! That . . . more
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September 30, 2007 11:06 PM EDT --
Be an optimist - at least until they start moving animals in
pairs to Cape Canaveral.
. . . more
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November 20, 2007 03:44 PM EST --
Riddle
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you . . . more
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December 21, 2007 06:25 PM EST --
A man owned a small farm in Indiana .
The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages
to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
. . . more
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December 28, 2007 05:36 PM EST --
Dear God
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell
her mother . . . more
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June 28, 2007 02:21 PM EDT --
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right . . . more
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October 04, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21078088/
FOND DU LAC, Wis. Apperently somebody needs to go real bad. Someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the . . . more
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August 13, 2008 12:09 PM EDT --
PREGNANCY Q & A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after . . . more
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August 14, 2008 04:00 PM EDT --
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer . . . more
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October 28, 2007 06:26 PM EDT --
A message from the rural Midwest :
Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when East
Coasters and Californians cross states such . . . more
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June 16, 2007 10:10 AM EDT --
Annoy The Office
Some great ways to annoy people at work...
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. . . . more
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